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Workplace Quotes
Actual quotes heard in the software engineering workplace!

There are different phases to a software project. One manager said: When asked "How many people work at your company?", Jeff replied:

When QA reviewed the build process, John said:

Tony, a programmer, said, "It's like begin in SLOC Prison."

Actual quote from a VP: "You are all laid off. The boxes are over here. You don't have to come back tomorrow." An employee walks late into the meeting. Brad says: Asking why so there were so many specification changes this late into the project? Brent answered, "Design on the fly!" and drew:

Manager says, "We're going to implement a 'lights out' operation on the data center floor."
Kent leans over to me and says, "Won't it be dark?"

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